It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
She calls it dedication
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock